May 22, 2014

Most of my readers have probably figured out by now that I’m not a fan of President Obama.  A year ago today I was particularly frustrated with the President and the most corrupt administration in my lifetime. I took a day off from beating up on him for being the most abortion-friendly President in history and decided to beat up on him for being the most corrupt and narcissistic blowhard to ever occupy the Oval Office.

I believe that being a man or woman of honor and integrity is more important than being liked or accepted as one of the herd.  I renounced my membership as one of the herd a long time ago.  I’ve finally discovered what is truly important and look forward to a day when every unborn child is safe in its mother’s womb and welcomed into the world.  But…..back to May 22, 2013.   The Obama administration was getting its hands caught in another cookie jar every day and even the left-leaning media was beginning to see just how bad a President he really was.

If the President believed in winning at all costs for a just cause I’d be a supporter.  But winning at all costs just to get reelected doesn’t fly with me.  The following letter put into words my level of frustration on May 22, 2013.

 

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW

Washington, D.C.  20500

Attn:    President Barack Obama

 

May 22, 2013

 Mr. President:

Honor and integrity are the backbone of our Republic and essential components of a civilized, law abiding society.  As Americans, we deserve and expect these attributes from those in public service, and must accept no less.

In the midst of all the scandals plaguing your administration one wonders if there is one person of honor and integrity among you.  Particularly troubling to me is the IRS targeting of conservative groups and the DOJ surveillance of reporters and news organizations.  However, the most egregious of all your current scandals is the obvious cover-up of your administrations’ actions during and after the terrorist attack in Benghazi.

Mr. President, try as you might to alter the facts and even outright lie, you are the only one who could have ordered the military to stand down during the Benghazi attack.   Sir, you screwed up and got caught.  It happens.  Man up and admit that your administration was operating a gun-running organization for the Syrian rebels and be done with it.  With everything else you’ve done so far, why worry about a little violation of international law or the deaths of four Americans, right?

Sir, your abuse of presidential power has had a trickledown effect on all the various and sundry under qualified and overly pompous leftist lemmings you have surrounded yourself with and it’s all starting to fall apart.

Even the far left is starting to realize that your house of cards is starting to crumble, and we both know that when push comes to shove they will abandon you like rats off a sinking ship to save their own skins.

Mr. President, bottom line, you could have authorized a military response to the Benghazi terrorist attack and you chose not to.  You chose not to because you were afraid that if a rescue attempt failed your presidential campaign would suffer.  You chose not to because you were afraid that the rescue team would discover what was really going on in Benghazi.  And you chose not to because the loss of four American lives was an acceptable loss in order to preserve your political aspirations.

Sir, honor and integrity have no place in your administration.

Thank you in advance for your inattention to my concerns.

 

Letter to Wicomico County Council #1

I recently came to the conclusion that if I’m serious about ending abortion, I need to clean up my own backyard first.  In today’s letter I wrote to every member of the Wicomico County Council, asking them to declare my County an abortion-free zone.  As a result of declaring my County an abortion-free zone, Planned Parenthood would be run out of town.  I’ll help them pack and I’ll pay for the gas.  Hard copies of this letter were individually addressed to the following members of the Wicomico County Council:  Matt Holloway, John Hall, Stevie Prettyman, Gail M. Bartkovich, Joe Holloway, Sheree Sample-Hughes, and Bob Culver.

Some or all of them may think I’m crazy.  I don’t care.  This is too important, and I will not remain silent as thousands of unborn children are killed every day in my country; many of them within a couple miles of my home.

Matt Holloway

Address Withheld

Salisbury, Md.  21801

May 21, 2014

Councilman Holloway

I’m a resident of Salisbury, Md. and a pro-life blogger.  Planned Parenthood operates a clinic within 2 miles of my home, killing unborn babies within sight of Asbury United Methodist Church, Salisbury University, and the daycare center that my 2 grandsons attend.  A small town like Salisbury, Md. is no place for the world’s most prolific child-killing organization to set up shop.

I am writing to ask the Wicomico County Council to declare Wicomico County an abortion-free zone.  I absolutely believe that abortion will be ended on the local level, under the leadership of elected officials with the courage to stand on the side of life.  Those who choose to serve the public can serve no higher purpose than protecting the most vulnerable among us; our unborn children.

Planned Parenthood kills another child in America every 94 seconds.  Last year they killed nearly 330,000 unborn babies while receiving over $540 million from the U.S. taxpayers.  You may already know that Planned Parenthood was founded by Margaret Sanger; an avowed racist and eugenicist.  Her stated goal was the extermination of the black race, to whom she referred as “human weeds.”

Allowing an evil organization like Planned Parenthood to spread its tentacles to small town America will only embolden an empire that kills children for money while claiming that a woman has the Right to have her child killed.  Planned Parenthood resorts to clever semantics and catch phrases like abortion care, pregnancy termination, and a woman’s right to choose.  They know that if they advertised truthfully that they kill babies for a fee, they would be run out of business.

Councilman, I’m not a crackpot, and contrary to what some may think, I’m not insane.  I’m absolutely serious with my request that you and your fellow council members declare Wicomico County an abortion-free zone.  Ending the killing of unborn children is more important than politics, and more important than you and I.  We all have an obligation to leave the world a little better than we found it.  What better way to fulfill that obligation than to protect the right to life of every child?

I’m determined to end abortion in America, with or without the help of anyone else.  I invite you to help and respectfully request that you seriously consider my request that Wicomico County be declared an abortion-free zone.

All my letters are published on my pro-life blog at www.prolifepoppop.com.  Write back and I’ll publish it, unedited.

Letter to Salisbury Planned Parenthood #4

Planned Parenthood

1506 South Salisbury Blvd.

Court Plaza Shopping Center

Salisbury, Md.  21801

 May 20, 2014

To Whom it May Concern:

Apparently, killing babies isn’t a full time job at the Salisbury office.  Since your office is within sight of my daily travels, I’m able to keep an eye on your location.  Whether it’s full-time or part time, working for an organization that is the leading cause of death for unborn children in America is an affront to civilized human behavior and the core principles that our founders used as the foundation for the greatest country on earth.

The days that you’re not open represent one more priceless day of life for the children destined to enter your doors.  The days that you are open gives me even more resolve to close your doors forever.  You may not think it will happen, but I know it will.  You can continue to try and convince the world that a woman has the right to have her child killed; and many of the low-information automatons among us will believe you.  Those of us, who believe in the sanctity of every life, never will.

I’ll keep writing, and sooner or later I’ll change your mind or that of one of your co-workers.  There’s no shame in admitting that you made a terrible mistake and made a living off the blood money from the deaths of innocent children.  Continuing to do so, even after you’ve come to realize that you are playing a part in one of the greatest human tragedies in the history of the world, is, however, unconscionable.

All around the Salisbury Planned Parenthood office people are going about their daily lives; lives that were never given any guarantees, but were simply allowed to be.  While they exercise their sacred right to life, you dispense abortifacients and end new lives; all for money of course. And that’s why I intend to close your doors forever.

As neighbors in a small town, we should be welcoming every new life into the world.  We shouldn’t be at odds over whether one life is more valuable than the next.  We shouldn’t have a neighborhood abortion clinic where you go to have your kid killed.  I should be running and playing with my grandson instead of writing letters to a vile organization like Planned Parenthood.

This Memorial Day weekend think about all the heroes who gave their lives so we could live ours.  Look inside and ask yourself if these heroes made the ultimate sacrifice so a woman could have the right to have her unborn child killed.  Hug your children this weekend and think about the 340,000 children your employer will kill this year.  Make the commitment this weekend to do something else for a living.  Contact me and I’ll write your letter of resignation for you.  I guarantee Planned Parenthood will never forget you.

All my letters are published on my pro-life blog at www.prolifepoppop.com.  Write back and I’ll publish it, unedited.

 

Letter to President Obama #79

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW

Washington, D.C.  20500

Attn:    President Barack Obama

 May 18, 2014

Mr. President:

 Today ends another weekend where I’m reminded what is truly important in life.  The loving embrace of my grandchild and knowing that he knows he is safe when I’m with him means everything to me.  I’m really busy at work right now and needed to go to my office for half a day yesterday, but after spending the night with me Friday night, my grandson asked me to stay home and play; so I did.  Work will have to wait.

Mr. President, nothing is more important than our children and grandchildren.  They are our future and the world’s best hope of fixing the mess we have made of it.  At the very least, we owe it to them to allow them to be born.  All over America, unborn children are spending their last weekend alive, doomed to be killed in one of our country’s abortion mills on Monday.  They didn’t do anything wrong; we did.  We allowed it to become legal in the greatest country on earth to have your unborn child killed for a fee.

Mr. President, even though you are the most abortion-friendly President in history, you can help right this wrong.  40 Members of the U.S. Senate are currently fighting to bring the Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act up for a vote.  Passing this bill and then overriding your promised veto would be a small, but important step, toward ending abortion in America.  Sir, no logical argument can be made for allowing babies who have developed to the point that they can feel the pain of being killed to be killed.  One small signal from you that you will sign this bill, if the Senate passes it, is all it will take to save thousands of children a year.  Sir, there is no downside to saving innocent children’s’ lives.

The Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act will eventually become law, with or without your help.  What do you have to lose by allowing this bill to move forward?  You can’t run for reelection, you’ll make millions on the speaking circuit after you leave office, and your pro-abortion base is already going to drop you like a hot potato once you no longer can use the power of your Presidency to do their bidding.

Wind down your second term by actually doing something good for your fellow man.  End the charade of your side’s catch phrase of a ‘war on women’ by helping end the killing of over 600,000 baby girls in America every year.  To put it bluntly, grow a pair and step up for the lives of America’s unborn children.

I look forward to your usual non-response to my pleas for the lives of our unborn children.

As always, my letters to you are published on my pro-life blog at www.prolifepoppop.com.  Write back and I’ll publish it, unedited.

cc:  Planned Parenthood

 

 

May 17, 2014

Very seldom do I remember my dreams.  This week was different.  I dreamed that after receiving numerous letters from me, my local Planned Parenthood office contacted law enforcement and complained that I was harassing them.  When the knock came at the door I answered; and there stood a police officer.  I was told to stop sending letters to Planned Parenthood and that if I failed to comply I would be subject to arrest.

Since it was my dream, it was completely up to me what happened next.  I asked the police officer why it was legal for Planned Parenthood to kill babies for money, but illegal for me to ask them to stop.  I asked him to explain to me what the difference was between a child being butchered in a classroom and a child being ripped to shreds in its mother’s womb.  Then I woke up.

Our dreams allow us to arrive at any outcome we want.  They impose no limits and allow us to see that anything is possible.  I believe that dreams come true and that during our dreams we project onto the world and put into motion everything that must occur in order to achieve the worthy goals we dream of.  That’s why I’m convinced that abortion will end in my lifetime.  I do my best dreaming while wide awake.  I’ve found that daydreaming about what I really want to accomplish, during boring meetings and while in the company of people who annoy me, allows me to put more of my time to good use.

These days, nearly all my dreams are centered around ending the scourge of abortion and insuring that every unborn child gets its shot at the brass ring.  Doctors say that unborn babies dream, and every year in America, 1.2 million of them are killed as they do so.  Abortion is a worldwide nightmare.  It snuffs out new lives and shatters the dreams of innocent children.  Millions of people, just like me, dream of a world where every new life is guaranteed safe passage to its universally unique journey.

It would be naive to think that the abortion industry doesn’t dream too.  I would like to think that some of its members dream of a time when their services are no longer in demand.  I wonder if they daydream while they’re killing babies so they can escape the nightmare of their reality.  I’m sure many of them wish they could have just one pleasant dream again without the horror of what they do for a living every day appearing before them as soon as they close their eyes.    Cecile Richards probably dreams of a day when she doesn’t receive a stack of letters from people like me.

I don’t know how many dreamers it takes to reach a critical mass, to invoke quantum levels of change, or to end practices such as the worldwide slaughter of innocent children.  What if it just takes one?  Maybe it’s me.  Maybe it’s you.

 

May 16, 2014

As hard as it may be to believe, some of the most relaxing moments of my life have been spent at the controls of a small airplane.  Some days it’s harder than others to try and convince an organization that kills babies for money to stop doing it.  Last October 6 I fell back to my love of flying and the following letter was soon in the envelope, on its way to a lost soul named Cecile Richards.  Hopefully, she’ll realize the error of her ways before it’s too late.

 

Planned Parenthood Federation of America

1110 Vermont Ave.  NW

Suite 300

Washington, D.C.  20005

Attn:    Cecile Richards

 

October 6, 2013

 Ms. Richards:

As a pilot, I know that once I’ve reached my assigned altitude and heading I can engage the autopilot, and then the plane practically flies itself.  All I have to do is scan my flight control instruments, monitor engine output and heading, and relax.  If I accidentally or purposefully disengage the autopilot and fail to assume responsibility and control of the aircraft, I’ll crash and burn.  That’s kind of how human life works. Immediately after conception the new life is cruising on autopilot.  The animating spark of life that started each life’s universally unique journey has already programmed every stage of its development into its DNA.  Left alone and allowed to live and grow, the tiny human being will make its entrance into the world and continue to flourish and grow, with the help of its family and the brotherhood of human beings that preceded him or her.

Ms. Richards, every year Planned Parenthood and America’s abortion industry turns off life’s autopilot for 1.2 million unborn children.  If you and your colleagues simply do nothing, no course corrections, no intervention, no assuming the controls; 1.2 million new lives will enter the world.  Instead, you choose to kill these children, most for just a few hundred bucks, and perpetuate a leftist eugenicist’s dream of weeding out those determined unfit to live.

In keeping with the flight motif of this letter, you and America’s child killing industry are on a Kamikaze mission.   By killing millions of children you are on course to insure the demise of your industry and the country you peddle your culture of death in.  Ms. Richards, at some point you won’t be able to recruit people willing to kill children for a salary.  One day you will wake up and realize that you have dedicated your life to killing more human beings than the combined total of all the tyrants in the history of the world.  I can only hope that you will someday realize the degree of torment and suffering your organization has inflicted upon the innocent children of the country that has given you so much.

Ms. Richards, I feel the pain of every child you will kill today.  I feel the fear and confusion of the mothers you take advantage of.  I feel the fear and the struggle to end the pain that every child being ripped apart must endure.

Ms. Richards, I’m tormented by the realization that hundreds of children will be killed in America while I compose this letter.  I get comfort when I look into the eyes of my grandsons and know that their children and grandchildren will live in a world without abortion.

As always, my letters to you are published on my pro-life blog at www.prolifepoppop.com.  Take the time to reply and I’ll publish it, unedited.

 

Letter to Planned Parenthood #40

Planned Parenthood Federation of America

1110 Vermont Ave.  NW

Suite 300

Washington, D.C.  20005

Attn:    Cecile Richards

 

May 15, 2014

 Ms. Richards:

I’ve decided that the best way to close the doors of Planned Parenthood is by starting with the one in my hometown of Salisbury, Md.  So far, I’ve written 3 letters to them and they actually answered one of them, even if it was a crude, 2 sentence insult on a sticky note.  At least they had the courage to answer; something you obviously lack.

In the interest of full disclosure, I’ve also written my local County Executive, asking him to declare my County an abortion-free zone.  Whatever it takes to close your Salisbury, Md. office, I’ll do.  And unlike the morally bankrupt organization that you run, I’ll do it within the law, and conduct myself in an honorable manner.  From this point forward, I’ll be copying your Salisbury, Md. office on all my letters to you, just so they can be up to speed on just how sleazy an organization they work for.

Since my last letter to you on March 26, America’s abortion industry has killed about 175,000 unborn children.  Judging by the number of cars in the parking lot at my local Planned Parenthood office, it looks like the baby killing business is going quite well.  The monetary rewards that your organization realizes from the pain, suffering, and death it peddles, do not come without a cost.  While you may consider the numbers on your balance sheet as a measure of your success, you surely are not prepared for assessment of the ultimate price that awaits you and your colleagues.

Back to my plan to close your Salisbury, Md. office:   My next move is to petition every member of my local County Council to pass an Ordinance declaring my County an abortion-free zone.  I look forward to hearing from any of them, who may be of the pro-choice persuasion, try explaining why we should allow babies to be killed for a fee in my hometown.

Ms. Richards, I’m not in this to make friends.  I’m in it to save children.  While you stay in business by cozying up to politicians, I have no interest in being their friend.  I seek their help in closing you down.  If they’re willing to help, I’ll gladly accept it.  If not, I’ll find another way.

Your goal is to kill as many children as possible, while making as much money as you can.  Mine’s a little simpler.  I want to save them all and I want nothing for my efforts.  We both know that my side will prevail in the end.  How many more children must die before you realize that life will not be denied?

As always, my letters to you are published on my pro-life blog at www.prolifepoppop.com.  Write back and I’ll publish it, unedited.

cc: Planned Parenthood

Salisbury, Md.

May 14, 2014

Harry Reid is a despicable human being.  The House passed the Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act almost a year ago, and Senator Reid has refused to allow it to be brought up for a vote in the Senate. He knows that passing this bill is the right thing to do, but in Washington, D.C. right and wrong don’t matter; it’s all about politics.  He knows that President Obama has threatened to veto the bill and he doesn’t want to make the most abortion-friendly President in history look bad.  Sorry Senator Reid, but that ship has already sailed.  So what, if thousands of innocent children have to die; you can’t go against the President’s wishes, right?   Lindsey Graham introduced the Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act for unanimous consent in the Senate yesterday.  Harry Reid, predictably, moved to thwart a vote; showing just how much he cares about America’s children.  His only response:  “Wouldn’t it be great if the Republicans offered something, anything that would create a job?”

Senator Reid, if we stop allowing unborn children to be killed, just think about the job growth in the childcare industry, education, children’s products, and healthcare.  America allows 1.2 million future consumers and investors to be killed every year.  Even if you ignore the moral and ethical components of abortion, it makes good economic sense to allow every new life to realize its full potential.

I wrote the following letter to Senator Reid a couple months ago, and felt that now would be a good time to republish it.  Do the right thing Senator Reid.

 

Senator Harry Reid

522 Hart Senate Office Building

Washington, D.C.  20510

March 25, 2014

Senator Reid:

I know you have a lot on your plate right now, what with the unmitigated disaster of ObamaCare, the reality that it will probably cost you the Senate this year, and the mass defections of your panicked Democrat Senators.  Even though you have a lot going on right now, nothing is more important than bringing the Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act to the floor for a vote; nothing except insuring that it passes, and then over-riding President Obama’s veto.

Senator Reid, as I’ve stated in my previous letters, the Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act will save at least 15,000 unborn children from a torturously painful death every year.  Sir, a few simple votes is all it will take, and thousands of unborn children get to live.  You can debate the bill before you vote, but what logical argument could you possibly have for allowing the slaughter of thousands of babies who can feel the pain of being killed?

The 2014 and 2016 elections aren’t looking good for your party the way things stand today.  You’ve been caught selling the American people a bill of goods with ObamaCare and you can’t blame this one on the Republicans.  They didn’t cast a single vote for ObamaCare and they passed the Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act through the House, so now it’s your turn.  Sir, while you are deciding whether or not to allow a vote on this bill, remember that every 26 seconds another baby is aborted in America.  Every day you delay a vote on this bill, dozens of late-term babies will be ripped apart while they are being killed in America’s abortion mills.

Senator, if you and your fellow Democrats continue to carry the President’s water on the issue of abortion, you risk the fate of drowning under the weight of his utter incompetence.  Sir, you know it’s wrong to kill an innocent human being.  You know that the Right to life applies to unborn, living human beings.  And you know that every unborn child deserves to be born, just like you and I.

Senator Reid, at the risk of repeating myself, no logical argument can be made to allow pain-capable children to be killed under cover of the law.  The greatest country on earth should not be killing over a million of its unborn children every year; and allowing pain-capable babies to be ripped from their mothers’ wombs is an abomination.  Senator Reid, imagine the next baby in line to be killed at your local Planned Parenthood clinic is your grandchild.  What would you do?  The fate of thousands of unborn American children lies in your hands.  What will you do?

All my letters are published on my prolife blog at www.prolifepoppop.com.  Should you choose to reply I’ll publish it, unedited.

 

 

Introspection

Introspection, looking within, is something I’ve done a lot of over the past year. It wasn’t until I reached my 60th year that I began to seriously think about my legacy.  When my time is up, I want to have made my mark.  My dream is to leave this life having played a role in ending the killing of our unborn children.  I want my children and grandchildren to be proud of what I’ve done and to know that I did it all for them.  I want them to see that I wanted nothing for my efforts other than a positive outcome for the tiny human beings I fought for.

I find myself, these days, looking more within than without.  The material things that I worked so hard for are no longer important to me.  Almost daily I contemplate giving all of it up and working full-time toward my goal of ending abortion.  I finally know that money and possessions are fleeting and ephemeral.   The truly important things in life are free but priceless.  Happiness for me used to be making more money and buying more stuff.  Not anymore.  Happiness for me now is watching a hungry child eat, running in the grass with my grandson, and searching for the right combination of words that just might change even one mind or help save one child.

Looking within, we can all find our own special purpose.  When you find yours you’ll know it. It will be something that you can’t wait to start every day, and won’t want to stop at day’s end.  It won’t feel like a job but it will give you more than you could ever give it.  You’ll lose track of time when you’re fully immersed in it and every milestone your life’s purpose carries you by will leave you with a sense of peace like you’ve never experienced before.

As a private person by choice, my fight to end abortion forces me to push beyond the veneer behind which most of my friends and family see me as rather aloof and unemotional.  Spouting my innermost thoughts into the ether for anyone to see and critique is uncomfortable to me; but if that is what I have to do to get my message out, so be it.  I know in my heart that fighting for the lives of every unborn child is what I have to do at this time and this place in my life.

Some may think that my goal of ending abortion is unrealistic.  I’m one man working to shut down a multi-billion dollar industry.  What could possibly go wrong?  I’ve chosen to pursue this fight using the bumble bee principle.  Bumble bees are aerodynamically unstable and, according to all the laws of physics, should not be able to fly.  They don’t know they shouldn’t be able to fly, so they fly anyhow.  I’m not smart enough to even consider that I could lose a fight against a Goliath industry that kills babies for money, so I fail to see a problem here.  Besides, I’m working for a just cause and they’re a bunch of baby killers.  I can’t explain it, but I’ve seen how this ends; life wins.

 

 

One Year Later

One year ago today I began my fight for the lives of our unborn children.  Naturally, my first letter was to President Obama.  When I first started this fight I actually planned to write one letter a day to the President for a whole year.  A couple months into it I began to think about all his friends in America’s abortion industry and decided to take the fight to them as well.  Today, after one short year, I can proudly say I’ve probably pissed off just about everyone who has a hand in the killing of innocent children in America.

The fire inside me burns hotter every day and my resolve grows stronger every hour to never give up and to leave it all on the field for the unlimited potential that lives in every unborn child.  My one year anniversary is not a cause for celebration but an incentive to finish the job before my second anniversary.  I see every day that I have to write another letter as one more day that I failed the unborn children of America.  I don’t like to lose and will never concede in a fight that claims 3,500 new victims every day.

I wrote the following letter to President Obama on May 12, 2013.  I’m committed to not having to republish it next year.

 

 

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW

Washington, D.C.  20500

Attn:    President Barack Obama

 May 12, 2013

 

Mr. President:

I am the proud grandfather of 2 grandsons.  My first grandson, who also happens to be my best friend in the world, is 2 years old and the joy of my life.  My second grandson currently resides in my daughter’s tummy and is well past the halfway point in his development towards our first face to face meeting and embrace in September.

Mr. President, in my eyes and I’m sure in the eyes of our Creator, my yet unnamed second grandson is just as much alive and human as my 2 year old grandson, and has been so since the moment of his conception.

Sir, please explain to me why you think it should be legal, and more importantly, moral to slaughter our unborn children in America’s abortion mills, all while America’s taxpayers are forced to fund the world’s largest abortion provider, Planned Parenthood, to the tune of over $500 million a year.

As I watch my grandson jump up and down on his bed while counting “one, do, free, full”, the look of sheer joy on his face reminds me that millions of innocent children will never feel that joy because the greatest nation on earth sanctions the murder of its unborn.

Mr. President, after the Sandy Hook tragedy you made the statement that if your gun control agenda saved even 1 child’s life, it would be worth it. Sir, if you meant what you said about saving the lives of children, defund Planned Parenthood and support the repeal of Roe v. Wade and save hundreds of thousands of children each year.

Every new life represents unlimited human potential and every new life that ends at the hands of an abortionist diminishes us all.

Mr. President, do the right thing and support life in all its miraculous stages from the moment of conception to the moment of natural death.

I anxiously await the forthcoming auto-signed reply from your low level staff person with your pre-ordained talking points for letters such as mine.

PS: I would be most appreciative if you would be so kind as to have your people advise me when I can expect to be audited.